Montgomery County FOP Lodge #104
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We Support Our Troops Land/Sea/Air
Montgomery County Civilian Unit OPBA Website
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Funny Video Clips
How to fail a Breathalyzer field test <--- Another funny! Rookie officer calling in a VIN: <--- Will he ever live it down? Cats <--- Feline infidelity... thought you saw it all, eh? Smoking Kills <--- Carpet installers... Doh! Computer monitor cleaning <--- Funny! Police chase <--- Ford television commercial This is why you need a gun <--- Thug on film Dog's ball in pool <--- Smart dog How to handle telemarketers <--- Funny audio clip. Did he write the ticket? <--- A terrible traffic stop tactic. Breaking & Entering <--- This is what really happened prior to police arrival. Anti-Theft System for Vehicles <--- Don't monkey around with this anti-theft system. Anti-Ship System for Land <--- Who has the last word, mate.
"Hello, is this the sheriff's office?" "Yes. What can I do for you?" "I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith....He's hidin' marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he's hidin' it there." "Thank you very much for the call, sir." The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave. Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house. "Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd....Did the Sheriff come?" "Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?" "Yep!" "Happy Birthday, buddy!"
 Hot Dog (Courtesy Randy Leavitt...retired St. Louis County Police)
Arizona motorcycle seat (Courtesy Randy Leavitt...retired St. Louis County Police)
DUI... $5,000, Seatbelt ... $50, Putting you & your girlfriend's photo on
your fake driver's
What a bad day looks like...
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